I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
All the doctor said was why
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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