I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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