Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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