I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Randomize
