If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it