i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)