Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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