the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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