how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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