i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
