so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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