just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You ruined the universe
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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