So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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