So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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