some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
His nipple licking is glorious
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