At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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