If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He felt like a one man threesome
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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