He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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