we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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