His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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