Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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