I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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