Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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