i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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