My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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