omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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