Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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