she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I need to align my fucking chakras
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
