his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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