i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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