She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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