Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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