Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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