I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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