Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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