im drinking this country out of the recession.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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