I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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