Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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