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I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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