I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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