You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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