But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
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