You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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