even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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