Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
wow bdsm is so cute
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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