i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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