It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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