oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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