Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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