what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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