i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I came so hard my ears popped.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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