im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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