i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
