I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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