Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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